I feel I should explain myself.
You see, my old DevArt username was pathetically n00bish and unarty and generally not as gorgeous as it could have been.
So I have decided to re-invent myself in a slightly more sophisticated manner. ^^ Note the spiffy french addition?

Buuuut. DevArt has become ridiculously complex since I first joined. What on earth is up with this avatar size discrimination? IT REJECTED MY PERFECT 49 X 50 SUPER ICON. It was wise and witty and wodnerful but now I can't show it to everyone D :
Instead I have this pathic little spinning star. I mean, it's pretty in an obvious kind of way, but it is rather boring and really not very aesthetically pleasing.

Also, re-uploading is the biggest waste of life. Photoshop is being a beast to me and I really don't understand this pixel business &c &c.
Think of all the people that are being deprived of my lovely, insightful photos! Sorry to my small band of watchers... I'm sure you're all waiting earnestly for my next installment of whatever it is I do.
It has taken me an obscene total of about 2 and a half hours to upload 5 photos, or something similar.

Soooo, I have now concluded that I am a complete technology FAIL. I can actually see my computer leering at me in triumph as I bang my head on the desk. Being beaten by mere nuts and bolts (Or whatever computers are made of) is the most repulsive thing ever. One day, when I've wrestled this hunk o' junk into submission, you'll all see what you've been missing.

However, I must bid you adieu, good night, au revoir for now munchkins!